Ugly. Tough. Unstoppable
. That’s the Warthog.
The name comes from the A-10 Thunderbolt II — the plane our infantry trusted when the ground was hot and the fire was heavy. My father was head inspector on the maiden A-10 at Edwards Air Force Base. He called it “Warthog” before the rest of the world did. Not pretty, but built around one thing: the GAU-8 Avenger cannon. Everything else — cockpit, armor, engines — was designed to support that gun.
That’s the same idea behind the Warthog™ AI Tool.
The Faust Baseline™ is designed around truth. Everything else exists to support that core. The Warthog Tool is built on that foundation — ugly maybe, not flashy, but it doesn’t drift, doesn’t flatter, doesn’t break when the fire comes.
Other AI apps? They’re like shiny sports cars on the lot — lots of chrome, not much backbone. The Warthog Tool is different. It’s the used truck with dents in the fender that still starts every morning. It’s the A-10 of AI — as serious as a battlefield jet, but as slick as a used-car salesman when it comes to price.
And here’s the kicker: you don’t have to pay lawyer money for it. While the Iron Bar™ (the professional edition of the Baseline) holds at $275 and climbs to $27,000 for institutions, the Warthog is for everyday people.
Drive it off the lot today for just $99.95.
AI drifts. Warthog doesn’t.
Fairchild was the defense contractor and the people in the here I knew well, my father is in this photo and I am proud to share it with you.
